Monday, March 8, 2010

The Ticket to Laziness, Moodiness and Brattiness

Being pregnant is awesome! I kid you not, it's the greatest thing ever! It's your license to get out of things you don't wanna get into, and to get the things you wanted to get, but normally wouldn't. In short, it's your ticket to laziness, moodiness and brattiness. All legit and perfectly excusable... because your pregnant!

I don't feel like cooking tonight, Honey, I'm too tired!... 'No problem, Babe. Just sit back and relax.'
I can't clean the house, the vacuum is too heavy!.. 'Don't worry, I'll do it.'
Can you grab me a piece of cake in the fridge? I'm craving for one... 'Okay, Honey.'
Don't argue with me, I'm pregnant!... 'Fine, I'm keeping my mouth shut.'
I think you should get me that diamond necklace, I'm carrying your baby!... 'Sure, which one?'

Being pregnant is wonderful... exhaustion, sore boobs and countless trips to the bathroom aside.

11 comments:

"Julie" said...

haha sounds amazing, but I think I'm going to have to hold off a little longer...the whole birthing part scares me!

Erin said...

Oh Diva! Make it work for you!

DeDe said...

I wish my pregnancy worked for me the way it does you! I am starting to get my husband to split chores with me though.

Caro said...

You will want to sleep off the first few moths it is normal.

SE said...

Lol sounds pretty awesome... now if only I could sya all these things wihout actually being pregnant :P

SE x

Anam said...

You're one lucky lady with a great husband (MashAllah). Not all husbands let you away with excuse of pregnancy.

GUAMtastic said...

Just found your blog and love it!! As far as being pregnant... I vote --- MILK IT!!!!! :)

Errant said...

hahaha .. you do know how to take advantage !

Supersalwa said...

Congratulations on your pregnancy!! That's wonderful news.

Kristin said...

Ha, I wonder how long this will last ;)

floreta said...

congrats! i knew it would just be a matter of time :)